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awwww-cute:

Heard her whining and turned around to find this
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arrogantdad:

my mom told me that in high school she use to get boyfriends at the beginning of February so they had enough time to get her a valentines day gift and then break up with them the day after and just keep the gift and one day she told her parents about it and they made her keep her boyfriend at least until the end of February and so she did and that boy is now my dad

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poisonedcreepers glassbonespaperskin

the-misadventures-of-lele:

squidwurd:

condommodel:

today at work someone tipped me a potato

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in some countries that is a marriage proposal

Even the potato looks confused

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condommodel fatpeoplemakemehappy
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usasheeran:

sheeriosnotcheerios:

Yet another great twitter convo

It gets better
sheeriosnotcheerios fandomfusion

jerkofficial:

jerkofficial:

lets play a game, guess what im eating

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jel-enurs:

she looks so beautiful wtf
selenamg outslw
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snailfairy risk-the-fall-to-take-it-all
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wiki-the-avatartimelord:

HE DOESN’T EVEN LOOK ASHAMEDHE’S JUST LIKEYEA, THAT’S ME, I DO THAT
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mindpalce:

mindpalce:

huntereve18:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

mildly-intoxicated:

my favourite picture on tumblr ever

I AM LAUGHING SO HARD BECAUSE I THOUGHT OF 22 AND I SAID “TOOTY TWO” OUT LOUD AT 4AM OH GOD

Threety three

Fourty four

I have realized my mistake
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