DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.

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i wanna lie on the floor and not think for a month or two.

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2011 - 2014

This is so beautiful. This goes beyond words.
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we live in a world where the pizza arrives faster than the police

Well the pizza driver faces consequences when their job isn’t done right.


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Starting a new chapter in my life. The hardest was saying goodbye to my best friends. Good luck in Chicago and boulder and Teagan feel free to come up anytime. I love you guys! ❤️


wow he sure is hungry


no no that’s just the way all kids eat cereal these days — face first


i’m hip


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I hate when the media makes The Hunger Games look like a battle for love. Get your bullshit fantasies away. This is about murder, over powered government, and a girl trying to change the way things are. News flash not every girls fantasy is to find true love.

the irony here is that our media is doing exactly what the Capitol did in the books; downplaying the murder, focusing on the bullshit love story

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